Wednesday, January 11, 2023

Prof. Indiresan Speech

Prof. P.V. Indiresan awarded IEEE honorary membership

Prof. Indiresan was awarded the IEEE honorary membership for 1998. The text of the citation is given below. More information about this award (what it is, past recepients etc.) may be found at

http://www.ieee.org/awards/sums/98honmem.htm

Pavaguda Venkata Indiresan, president, Indian National Academy of Engineering, New Delhi, India, -- named as Honorary Member ``for contributions to the growth of electrical engineering in India through
his leadership in education, applied research and professional engineering institutions.''


IIT Delhi had a ceremony to felicitate him for this award. His speech at the ceremony is included below.

Response of Professor Indiresan To Felicitation by IIT Delhi On The Conferment of Hon. Membership By The Institute of Electrical and Electronic Engineers (April 6, 1998)

Some people are born with honours; some acquire honours and some others have honours thrust on them. I belong to the third category! I have been lucky, lucky to have the kind of students I have had, and particularly lucky with the kind of colleagues I had the privilege to work with. Many of you would have heard of the Big Temple in Tanjore. That temple is an engineering marvel. As its name implies, it
is big, very big indeed. It is also aesthetically fascinating. But it is not a holy temple. It is not described as Thiru Tanjore the way holy temples are described in that part of the country. That is so because the Big Temple never had an ardent poet who sang in praise of its deity. Evidently, it is not how great you are but how great your
disciples are that determines what honours you get. So, I thank my stars that my students and colleagues are as great as they are !

Today, I plan to explore the reasons why India is, and has always been a weak force in international technology. Once we understand why we have been backward, and why we still are backward, we should be on the way to success. Let there be no misunderstanding. I yield to no one in my pride in what India has achieved in recent years. In many areas of space technology, defence systems, nuclear engineering, telecommunications and the like, we are admittedly at the cutting edge
of technology. We do not want to boast about it, we do not even talk about it but the work that we have done here at IIT Delhi on phased array radars would be deemed commendable in any part of the world. At the same time, it is proper for us to enquire why we built temple halls with a thousand pillars a millennium after others had mastered the design of the arch. Or, consider why we built the great sundial in
Jantar Mantar long after telescopes had become commonplace, and why even today we remain the only manufacturers of vintage cars. When Alexander bore down on us with his swift horses, we stood stuck in the mire with elephants. We learnt no lessons from our defeat at his hands. 1700 years later, we lost again to Babar because, in all those intervening centuries, we had remained loyal to elephants and further had nothing better than muskets to counter Babar's canons. Even in 1962, the Chinese humiliated us because they had modern arms and we had none. Why do we stick to obsolete technology all the time?

Let me illustrate the issue with a couple of stories. The first concerns a dhabha where, as is to be expected, the food was delightful. A guest after enjoying the meal, washed his hands and asked for a towel to dry them. The towel that was proffered was so filthy that he was driven to protest. The dhabha owner was perplexed. He replied ``Saab! Hazaron log use kiye hain; abhi tak koi complaint kiye nai!'' (Sir! A thousand people have used that towel and nobody has complained!) The second concerns a seller of gud in a mandi in Rajasthan. Noticing that the whole mound of gud was covered with flies, a young police officer asked the shopkeeper to do something about it. The shopkeeper was unperturbed. He said: ``Wo kitna kha sakta hai, saab!'' (How much can they eat, sir!) These anecdotes tell us a great deal about our culture. One, as in the case of the dirty towel, we are content with the barest minimum utility and have no concern for quality. Two, as in the case of flies, we measure what is irrelevant. We are backward in technology not because we do not have the materials, not because we do not have the talent, not
because we do not have the money, not even because we cannot get the technology. We are backward because, as Mancur Olson has postulated, our culture makes us think poor.

Technology innovation is like a baby. As you know, a baby is defined as an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other! Likewise, technology innovation is a conduit for digesting natural resources - with environmental disturbance at one end and science at the other. Let me turn to Thomas Kuhn to explain the science part of it. Kuhn has developed a theory to
explain why Western science has dominated the world for centuries. For that purpose, he broadly divides science into two categories: the normal and the revolutionary. Normal science involves:

1. Acceptance of a paradigm composed of mutually consistent hypotheses.
2. Setting solvable puzzles based on the paradigm.
3. Checking theoretical solutions by experiment.
4. Looking for anomalies.

In normal science, researchers operate with a paradigm by accepting certain hypotheses to be absolutely true. Based on those axioms, they set for themselves puzzles, solvable puzzles. After solving them theoretically, they verify the same by experiment. Every time experiments confirm the theoretical prediction, the paradigm gets strengthened. However, sooner or later, anomalies crop up. When they
do, the initial attempt is to question the experiment, not the paradigm. After some time, so many anomalies accumulate that the paradigm becomes indefensible. At that stage comes a new genius who postulates a new theory to trigger a revolution that produces a new paradigm which explains the anomalies and explains the earlier results too. What Einstein did to Newtonian mechanics is one such example. Once the new paradigm is accepted, the process continues with a new set of puzzles until yet another paradigm becomes necessary. At times, the old theory is subsumed; at times it becomes irrelevant. In the latter event, textbook writers give obsolete concepts an unceremonious burial by deleting them altogether. For instance, which
textbook today talks of phlogiston or even about electronic tubes? Science textbooks do not argue the past, they merely ignore it! Compare that with philosophers who never forget and will not forgive either! That is why we have ideological wars but no wars between followers of Newton and Einstein, not even between devotees of Newton and Huygens.

Kuhn's paradigm may be described as a tetrahedron. Puzzle solving, anomaly detection, experimentation and textbook writing are its four vertices. A tetrahedron is admittedly the most stable structure imaginable. In this case, the situation is different. The Kuhn tetrahedron is normally as stable as you wish. But once in a while, it explodes. That combination of normal stability and occasional revolution is the hallmark of the culture of Western science. What about our culture? The Mundaka Upanishad says: Dve vidye veditavye . . . tatra apara rigvedo yajurvedah, samavedo atharva vedah; shiksha, kalpo, vyakaranam, niruktam, chando
jyotishmati. atah para, adrishyam, agrahyam, agothram, avarnam.

(There are two kinds of knowledge; the lower one consists of the Rig Veda, the Yajur Veda, the Saama Veda, the Atharva Veda as also diction, rituals, grammar, etymology, prosody and astrology. The higher one is unseeable, unreachable, origin-less and undescribable.)

These thoughts are prehistoric, were enunciated thousands of years ago. They still control our attitudes. We still feel in our bones that the highest knowledge cannot be measured, cannot be deduced logically, may only be realised intuitively and hence, cannot be taught in the conventional sense. There is also no space for experiment. Further, in the Indian tradition of caste, imparting knowledge to the undeserved
is prohibited. So, textbooks are not written with the fear they may fall into wrong hands. (That we have jumped to the other extreme with our affirmative policies is a different story.) At any rate, however much Feynman and Samuelson could have become famous, we look down on the writing of textbooks. So, if current Western science philosophy is like a solid tetrahedron, our tradition, lacking as it does both
experimental spirit and interest in writing textbooks, is formless. At the same time, some aspects of our philosophy are unbelievably fantastic. In which culture will the holiest of holy texts (in our case the Vedas) be described as inferior knowledge? Thus, we are warned not to accept even holy texts as immutable. That is great; that
should have made us prolific inventors. Unfortunately, we were also taught that innovation requires intuition that comes out of a form of Immaculate Conception. That needs a miracle. Unfortunately, in the strict sense, technology permits no miracles. Instead, as Kuhn points out, revolution is actually the culmination of continuous evolution - it is always one last straw that breaks the camel's back. In our culture, in theory, we may question but as we do not experiment, we have no logical way of doing so. That is why we still manufacture cars exactly the way they were designed nearly half a century ago.

In this respect, Indian intellectual culture is similar to that of  ancient Greeks. They too felt that the best way to develop new ideas is to sit under a tree and think and think and think until realisation comes like a bolt of lightening. There is the story of Aristotle decreeing that women had less number of teeth than men. Such was
Aristotle's reputation in the Western world that, for centuries, people did indeed believe that women had fewer teeth. They could have easily verified whether that was true or false by asking their wives to open their mouth. They did not because in those they too did not believe in experiments. Eventually, they started experimentation, and progressed. We do not do so as yet. So, we remain stuck. Not many people are aware that the first rockets ever used in war were of Indian origin. Almost exactly two hundred years ago, Tipu Sultan stuck terror among British troops with his rockets. Unfortunately, his rockets were so primitive and so uncontrollable that they devastated Tipu's own troops as often as they hurt the enemy. So, Tipu Sultan abandoned his rockets instead of trying to improve them. (As a matter
of curiosity, the only sample of Tipu's missiles is not in India, but in the British War Museum.) The moral of the story is, generating ideas is not the same as converting ideas into usable products. The latter needs patience, time, determination and above all empathy. Thatis where Indian technology policy is found wanting.

These days, we are looking for new models of economic development. Many of us have been fascinated by the extraordinary progress of East Asian countries. There is a talk of instituting a new ministry on the lines of Japan's MITI. As Lawrence Summers has explained, the East Asian success is attributable less to technology
innovation and more to higher application of capital. East Asian countries operate with technologies that are available for sale, not with innovations of their own. However, a large country like India cannot become rich by selling TV sets and notebook computers based on somebody else's design. Then, what can we, who missed the bus of post-war expansion, do? The story of drug industry indicates the way out. Drug prices often fall to less than a tenth the moment their patents expire. That is an indication of the power of technology innovation. Monopolies are always profitable. However, in that respect no commercial monopoly can hold a candle to technology monopoly. That is, what India needs most is technology of her own. India can become rich not by exploiting labour, not by borrowing capital but only
through technical innovation.

Getting back to MITI, even in Japan, MITI is not much admired. MITI is a bureaucrat's paradise. It assumes that bureaucrats can out-guess entrepreneurs. We know that is not true. It is merciless competition (with unsentimental bloody exit) that ensures prosperity for worthwhile ideas and the elimination of useless ones. So, if have to at all try a MITI like experiment, it is best to introduce MITI-like divisions in every economic ministry and let all of them compete against one another. That might possibly work. On the other hand, one single MITI will end up like our Planing Commission, excellent in promise but poor in performance. What we need is not more management but better innovation. That is exactly what a bureaucratic set up like MITI cannot provide.

Richard Feynman has some very interesting things to say about innovators, rather about uncreative people. According to him.

``(Uncreative people's) main characteristic is a desire for exactness and precision, and for definiteness-a desire for formal rules that will be guaranteed to work and to yield results. I have to be very specific here. The main characteristic is really that they want someone to give them that exactness and precision, those definitions
and those formal rules. But of course what distinguishes a creative scientist is a desire to create (italic original) an exactness or a definition or a way of stating a problem. Or to create a system of rules that will guarantee that the other fools get the right answer.''

Then, who deals with rules? Bureaucrats! So, let us leave them alone. Instead, let us ask what we ourselves do here in the IIT. Do we train our students to be creative, or do we let them assume that the engineering world is a precisely regulated place with exact answers to every problem? IITs are so much examination oriented with so much emphasis on accuracy that it is possible we induce our students to concentrate on common-sense and prevent them from exploring uncommon sense. Feynman is contemptuous of uncreative students who ``worship
the Baconian idea of science'' and ``delight in trying to define as precisely as possible.'' He regards them as ``the bottom of the barrel''. As he says, the Baconian method is like Darwin's, to record everything and hope to find a pattern there in. Instead, Feynman extols the ability to pick and choose what to record and what
not to record, that is, the ability to approximate. Let me modify his thesis to point out that the more precise your measurement becomes, the more probabilistic the result will be. I shall not repeat Feynman's own earthy description but paraphrase it in more polite terms.

``Your weight is essentially a constant from one day to the next if the accuracy chosen is plus or minus a Kg. However, what with your daily imports and exports, your weight becomes a random variable if it is measured accurate to a gram.''

Do we teach our students to appreciate that the fun is not in measuring precisely the average value but in studying the variations around the mean? While we teach them Boolean logic do we also tell them about Bertrand Russel's paradox? If the village barber is defined as one who shaves every person who does not shave himself, does the barber shave himself or not? In other words, can it be that
we in the IITs train students to solve problems but not to think! If that is happening even in the IITs, where else can India go to get thinkers and innovators of tomorrow?

Let me now shift the thread of the argument. I believe philosophers are those who have the sixth sense. Then, let us say they can solve sixth order equations. By the same token, artists can solve fifth order equations - they can handle all five senses. Scientists are often described as mad. That is possibly because they have no
taste. So, they can solve only fourth order equations. Engineers, the common garden variety at any rate - come yet another peg lower; they are often accused of having neither taste nor sense of smell. Ask any environmentalist! So, they can handle only third order equations. Politicians are worse, they have no taste, they stink and
further, they have no vision. However, they have their years to the ground and a fine sense of touch, I mean they know how to make a touch on your purse. So, we may take it they can solve second order problems. Still lower are bureaucrats who do not care to hear. They know only how to make a touch. So, they can tackle nothing better than first order equations. Is there a still lower breed? Who can that be? Let me make a guess. How about IIT graduates who go on to study in the
institutes of management and manage Indian industry!

Let me explain. The problem with those who make it their profession to provide precise management answers is, they often end up with precisely wrong answers. As it has been said, it is better to be approximately right than to be precisely wrong. Let me give one example. It is said that Howard Hughes the self-made billionaire of
yester years approached a banker for a loan to build an aeroplane. According to the story, the banker refused to lend him the precisely- calculated amount the gawky youngster wanted. He insisted on lending him a lot more because a new venture is always uncertain, and there will always be unexpected demands. Compare that banker's wisdom with the way our bankers and grant giving agencies operate. Our
administrators pare down financial support to the barest minimum in the expectation the returns will then become maximum. As we know, more often than not, our bankers and our government lose everything. In contrast, Hughes's banker not only saved all his investment, he made millions for himself and for Hughes too. Once again, precise answers are wrong, approximate ones are right! Our country will march forward in technology only when our managers stop insisting on assured
returns, and prepare to gamble to lose all -- or win the jackpot!

Then, there is the even more startling case of the Xerox Corporation offering to sell to IBM the patents of the Xerox copier. In turn, IBM turned to Arthur D. Little, the famed management consultants, for advice. Those management experts calculated that even if the Xerox copier took away 100 percent of the existing market for carbon paper and for dittographs, it will not be financially viable. So, IBM turned
down the offer. Against such advice, Xerox persisted. The rest is history. The flaw in the management approach of Arthur D. Little was, there is no way of conducting market research on a product that does not exist, a flaw nobody in India appreciates. As Schumpeter pointed out over eighty years ago,

``innovations do not as a rule take place in such a way that first new wants arise spontaneously in consumers . . . It is the producer who as a rule initiates economic change, and consumers . . .are taught as it were to want new things.''

When we look at our managers, I am reminded of an itinerant vendor who sold a customer a bottle, which, he assured, will kill mosquitoes. When the customer wanted to know what he should do with the bottle, the vendor explained: ``catch the mosquito and put it inside the bottle. Then it will die.'' When the customer protested that he could as well have squashed the mosquito, the vendor assuaged the customer saying ``That may as well be the easier way of killing mosquitoes, but
this has always been my way of doing it!'' It would be nice if our managers, whether in the government or in industry, ask of themselves every day, and day after day, ``Am I using this technology because it is good, or is it because I am used to it?'' As Robert Frost has written:

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that made all the difference.

Do we train our students to take the less traveled road?

Let me conclude with another thought. We bemoan that our lot is bad, that teachers are not given their due. Having been a member of the Pay Commission of IIT and other institutions, I know those complaints very well. The situation indeed is bad. As Donald Christiansen, long time editor of IEEE Spectrum has said:

``A country that trains its engineers and technologists well, then rewards  them with both real and psychic income, should have little trouble  competing in a world economy that thrives on trading high quality, high  tech products over international boundaries.''

I could not agree more. Consider Christiansen's phrase ``psychic income''. That comes from respect offered and respect received. Do we, the teachers of IIT respect our colleagues? We know our colleagues too well, we know what their failings are. That blinds us to their virtues. We want the government to single out IIT teachers for special benefits but we do not want to give the same teachers anything ourselves. In one of the most evocative passages in our Upanishads we are given the advice:

Shraddhaya deyam, ashraddhaya adeyam.
Hriya deyam, bhiya deyam, sriya deyam, samvida deyam.

(Give with reverence; do not give disrespectfully. Give with humility,
give with a sense of awe, give generously, give affectionately.)

We are not good at giving. That is why we ourselves get so little. I must admit, however, that you have made an exception in my case. You have given me a lot. I am getting so much from you at this old age long years after I retired. I have come to believe the only reason why I have been so lucky is because when I could, I gave what I could. I did not give away what was mine but only let others have what was actually theirs. Authority is exercised both when you say ``Yes!'' and when you say ``No!'' I can assure you, it is more joyful to exercise authority by saying ``Yes!''than by saying ``No!''. Then, if you have to say ``yes'' ultimately, why not
say so immediately? As you observe from my case, it is rewarding too! Dutta Roy told you today about what I have done for IIT. He forgot to mention that the best thing I did for IIT is to induce a number of outstanding persons like him to give up lucrative careers elsewhere to join in the struggle for life here in IIT. That is my pride: I persuaded a number of minds greater than mine to join the IIT. It can
only be on their behalf that I can accept the honour you have done me today.

Mancur Olson Jr., Big bills on the sidewalk: Why some countries are rich and others are poor, The Journal of Economic Perspectives, 1995.

Thomas S. Kuhn, The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Chicago
University Press, 1970.

David and Judith Goodstein, The Uncreative Scientist: Feynman's
Other Lost Lecture, Caltech News, Vol. 31, No. 4, PP. 12-17, 1997.

Michael Hammer and James Champy, Reegineering The Corporation: A
Manifesto For Business Revolution, Nicholas Braily, London, p. 86.

J.A. Schumpeter, The Theory of Economic Development, Oxford
University Press, 1961

Christiansen, Donald, Engineering Excellence: Cultural and
Organisational Factors, New York, 1987, IEEE Press.

पिएचडीको खिचडी !

प्रसंग केही महिनाअघिको हो। एक परिचित पात्रले आफू विदेशको एक विश्वविद्यालयमा विद्यावारिधि अध्ययनका लागि भर्ना भएको कुरा बताइन्।

भर्ना त भइन् तर अनुसन्धानको गहन प्रस्ताव पेस गर्नुपर्ने र प्रारम्भिक परीक्षामा उत्तीर्ण हुने आँट र जाँगर कम भएकाले उनको डाक्टर बन्ने सपना अधुरै रहने हो कि भन्ने चिन्ता पनि व्यक्त गरिन्।

मैले उनको शोधप्रस्ताव तयार गर्न केही सहयोग गरेँ। केही दिनमै सामाजिक सञ्जालले जानकारी दियो, उनी प्रारम्भिक परीक्षाका लागि विदेश गएकी छन्। मैले नियालेर उनको सम्प्रेषण पढेँ।

'मेरो सुपरीवेक्षकसँग खिचेको तस्बिर!

शीर्षक रोचक थियो। सम्प्रेषणले केही साथीभाइका बुढीऔंले प्रशंसा पनि समेटिसकेको थियो। मेरो चाहिँ चित्रले भन्दा अक्षरले बढी ध्यानाकर्षण गर्‍यो।

उनले आफूलाई विद्यावारिधिको उपाधि प्रदान गर्नेवाला प्रस्तावित गुरुको शैक्षिक उपाधि त्रुटिपूर्ण तरिकाले लेखेकी थिइन्–पि. एच. डी.।

उनले लेखेका तीनवटै अंग्रेजी अक्षर ठूला अर्थात क्यापिटल थिए। बीचमा हरेक अक्षरमा संक्षेप जनाउने थोप्लो राखेकी थिइन्। 

मैले उनलाई मेसेन्जरमा एउटा सन्देश पठाएँ। 

'तिमीले 'पिएचडी' लेखेको मिलेन, सच्याऊ।

उनले मलाई 'धन्यवाद' भनेर लेखिन् र केही बेरमा सच्याइन्। तर मैले फेरि अर्को त्रुटि फेला पारेँ। उनले लेखेकी थिइन्– पि. एचडी.।

सच्याइएकोमा 'एच' सानो अर्थात् स्मल लेटर थियो र त्यसको थोप्लो हटाइएको थियो। 

केही हप्ताअघि यस्तै प्रकृतिको अर्को एउटा प्रसंग आइपर्‍यो।

विगत तीन वर्षदेखि मैले त्रिभुवन विश्वविद्यालयमा विज्ञान तथाप्रविधि विषयमा विद्यावारिधि गर्ने विद्यार्थीहरूलाई दर्शनशास्त्र पढाउने अवसर पाएको छु। यो अवसर प्रदान गरेर रिसोर्सेस हिमालयका संस्थापक एवं अध्येता डा. दिनेश भुजूले मलाई ठूलो गुन लगाउनुभएको छ। 

म प्रविधिको दर्शनशास्त्र पढाउँछु, डा. भुजू र डा. नारायण अधिकारी विज्ञानको। 

पहिलो वर्षको अन्तिम परीक्षाको उत्तर पुस्तिकाको आवरण पृष्ठमा एक विद्यार्थीले लेखेको कुरा उल्लिखित दृष्टान्तसँग मिलेको थियो।

'तह पि.एचडी' लेखेका थिए। 'पि' 'डि' क्यापिटल र 'एच' स्मल लेटरमा थियो। 

यो त्रुटि विद्यावारिधि जनाउने अंग्रेजीको संक्षिप्त रूपमा मात्रै सीमित थिएन। अर्का एक विद्यार्थीले आफ्नो रोल नम्बरको अंकलाई अक्षरमा लेख्दा ठूलो गल्ती गरेका थिए। उनको रोल नम्बर लाखमा थियो, अर्थात छ वटा अंकमा। दुई वटा शून्य बीचमा सँगै थिए। उनले 'दस हजार' स्थानको गणना बिगारेका थिए, 'हजार' लेख्नुपर्नेमा 'दस हजार' नै लेखेका थिए।

विद्यावारिधि तहमा भर्ना हुनु भनेको लामै समय पठनपाठनमा बिताए भन्ने हो। सामान्यतया माध्यमिक तहमा १२ वर्ष, स्नातक तहमा चार वर्ष र स्नातकोत्तरमा दुई वर्ष गरी १८ वर्षको औपचारिक शिक्षा पूरा गरेको विद्यार्थी मात्रै विद्यावारिधि तहमा पुगेको हुन्छ।

यस्तो विद्यार्थीले लाखको अंक गणनामै त्यस्तो गर्नु उदेक र आश्चर्य लाग्ने कुरा हो। विद्यार्थीका लागि परीक्षा भनेको वर्णक्रमको सबैभन्दा उपल्लो औपचारिक र गम्भीर क्षण हो। सबैभन्दा बढी सिकाइ नै परीक्षामा बस्दा हुन्छ भनिन्छ।

विद्यार्थीहरूमा भने मूलधारको प्रश्न ज्युँका त्युँ छ। विद्यावारिधि तहमा पुगेका ती विद्यार्थी किन यति साह्रो कमजोर भएका होलान्

विश्वप्रख्यात पुस्तक 'ल्याटेरल थिंकिङ स्किल्स' मा पल स्लोआने लेख्छन्–  सामान्यतया मान्छेको मस्तिष्कको स्वभाव अल्छी भएर यथास्थितिमा बस्ने किसिमको हुन्छ। यसले स्वचालित रूपमा परम्परागत शैलीको कुनै ढाँचा अंगीकार गर्छ अर्थात् कुनै समस्या समाधान गर्दा इतिहास खोतलेर त्यही अनुरूपको विधि र प्रक्रिया अपनाउँछ।

मैले यो आलेख तयार गर्दैगर्दा पल स्लोआनेको भनाइ पुष्टि हुने एउटा दृष्टान्त फेला पर्‍यो।

नेपालमा नाम चलेको एउटा विश्वविद्यालयको शिक्षा संकायका तत्कालीन डिनले शोधार्थीहरूको ध्यानाकर्षण गर्दै फेसबुकमा एउटा अवधारणा सम्प्रेषण गरे। उनले आफ्नो कुरा अंग्रेजी अक्षरमा 'पिएचडी' बाटै सुरू गरेका थिए। 'पि' 'डि' क्यापिटल र 'एच' स्मल अक्षर लेखेका थिए। बीचमा थोप्ला थिएन। 

दोस्रो हरफमा आएको 'पिएचडी' सबै स्मल लेटर लेखेका थिए, थोप्ला भने थिएन। प्राध्यापक भएर शिक्षा संकायको डिन पदमा आसीन प्राज्ञको लेखाइ यति उदेकलाग्दो हुनु आश्चर्यजनक थियो।

उनका विद्यार्थी र शोधार्थीले भन्न सक्छन्– प्राध्यापकको त यस्तो हालत छ भने हाम्रो के होला! 

मेरा मित्र डा. सूर्यराज आचार्यले एक पटक एउटा रोचक लघुकथा सुनाएका थिए। 

एक जना नेता मत माग्दै कुनै गाउँमा पुगेछन्। चौतारीमा उभिएर भाषण गर्न थालेछन्। आक्रोशले भरिएको दमदार भाषण गर्दैगर्दा एउटा गोब्रेकीरो उड्दै आएर उनको गालामा बसेछ। कीरो दुर्गन्धित फोहोर खेलेर आएको रहेछ। भाषणको रापमा उनलाई कीरोले फोहोर छाडेको पत्तै भएनछ।

उनका एक जना कर्मठ कार्यकर्ताले कानमा साउती गरेछन्– गालामा फोहोर लागेको छ, पुछ्नू। 

नेताले कछाड उचालेर गालो पुछेछन्। नेताको चाल देखेर श्रोताहरू गलल्ल हाँसेछन्। उता नेताचाहिँ आफ्नो आफ्नो भाषणको ओजले जनता खुसी भएको ठानेर मख्ख परेछन्। 

पिएचडीका सन्दर्भमा उल्लेख गरिएका पात्र र चौतारीमा भाषण गर्ने यी नेता एकै ड्याङका हुन्। 

सिकाइ र गराइसँग जोडिएको एउटा लोकोक्ति छ– तालिममा पसिना बगायो भने लडाइँमा रगत बगाउनु पर्दैन। 

हाम्रो मौजुदा शिक्षा नीति र स्कुल–कलेजका कक्षाकोठा नियाल्दा पसिना बगेको कतै देखिँदैन। सरकारी निकाय, कम्पनी वा अन्य रोजगारी दिने संघसंस्थामा कार्यरत पेसाधर्मीलाई हेर्दा धेरै रगत बगेको देखिन्छ। पिएचडीका शोधार्थी र विश्वविद्यालयको वरिष्ठ अधिकारीले 'पिएचडी' शब्द नै अशुद्ध लेख्नु कक्षाकोठा वा तालिमकक्षमा वर्षौंदेखिको अकर्मण्यता र अक्षमताको जालो हो। यो जालोमा जकडिएर काम खोज्दै मेरो कार्यकक्षमा आइपुगेका दुई उम्मेदवार सम्झन्छु।

उनीहरू भर्खरै कलेजबाट निस्किएका युवती र युवक थिए। दुवैले भरेको दर्खास्त फारम उनीहरूकै सामुन्नेमा हेरेँ। दुवैका नामका नेपाली र अंग्रेजी अक्षर नमिल्दा थिए। 

मैले दुवैका अक्षरमा टिप्पणी गरेँ। तिमीहरूको नाम थाहा नपाएको व्यक्तिले पढ्दा कस्तो उच्चारण गर्ला भनेर जिज्ञासा राखेँ। 

मैले युवतीलाई सोधेँ– तपाईंको नामको '' को खाँबो किन यसरी खिएको?

युवकको नामको अंग्रेजी अक्षरबारे सोधेँ– तपाईंको 'यु' किन यसरी सिलिङमा झुन्डेको?

दुवैको साझा जवाफ थियो– सानैदेखि यस्तै बानी लाग्यो, कसैले पनि सम्झाएन।

मैले दुवै जनालाई दोहोर्‍याई तेहर्‍याई नाम लेख्न लगाएँ। 

मेरो टिप्पणी र जिज्ञासाले दुवै जना छाँगाबाट खसेजस्ता भए। उनीहरूको ज्ञानमा वर्षौंदेखि लागेको जडताको जालो एकाएक च्यातिएको थियो। बादल फाटेर आकाश खुलेको थियो। एकै छिनमा दुवै जना आफ्नो नाम शुद्ध र चिटिक्क पारेर लेख्न सक्ने भए। 

आज पनि सम्झन्छु। मसँग छुट्टिने बेला उनीहरूका आँखा धपक्क बलेका थिए, खुसी देखिएका थिए। 

विद्यार्थीलाई ठीक ढंगले अक्षर लेख्न सिकाउनु, कम्तीमा नाम शुद्ध र अर्को व्यक्तिले सजिलै पढ्न सक्ने गरी लेख्न सिकाउनु शिक्षकको कर्तव्य हो। यस्तै कर्तव्य आमाबाबुको पनि हुन्छ। 

मकहाँ आएका ती युवायुवती दुवै शिक्षित परिवारका थिए। दुवैका आमाबाबु पढालेखा थिए। तैपनि छोराछोरी आफ्नै नाम ठीक ढंगले लेख्दैनथे।

हाम्रो शिक्षाको समस्या के छ भने शिक्षक र अभिभावक दुवै जडताको भूमरीमा फसेका छन्। जडताको यो दोस्रो तहको जालो किनारा लगाउन सक्ने क्षमता भएका नीति निर्माता वा राजनेताहरू नै जडतामा जकडिएका छन्। समकालीन नेपालको शिक्षा क्षेत्रको सबैभन्दा तितो यथार्थ यही हो।

उच्च शिक्षा हासिल गरेर म सन् २००२ मा नेपाल फर्केँ। मैले पढेको संस्था 'एसियन इन्स्टिच्युट अफ टेक्नोलोजी (एआइटी)' मा त्यस बखत अध्यक्ष थिए जोन लुई आरमान्ड। उनी फ्रेन्च नागरिक हुन्।

याक एन्ड यती होटलमा हाम्रो रात्रिभोज थियो। मैले जापानबाट ल्याएको कालो सुट लगाएको थिएँ। कोटको खल्तीमा थियो रातो पाइलट पेन। 

हामी गोलो घेरामा करिब २० जना बसेका थियौं। सबैजना मौकामा चौका हान्ने दाउमा थिए। एआइटीका अध्यक्ष वा कुनै विश्वविद्यालयको उपकुलपतिसँग चिनजान हुनु र उसलाई आफ्नो कुराले प्रभाव पार्नुको ठूलो अर्थ हुन्छ।

अध्यक्षले एकाएक मतिर हेरेर भने– जेन्टलम्यान, यु ह्याभ अ रेड पेन?

'यस, दिस इज ह्वाट यु गेभ मी।

मेरो प्रत्युत्पन्न मतिको मूल रसायो। उनी एक कदम मतिर बढे।

उनले फ्रेन्च शैलीको मधुर अंग्रेजीमा भने– तर तिम्रा साथीहरूको खल्ती त रित्तै छ त

'महाशय, यसको एउटा रोचक कथा छ।

यतिले नै म रंगमञ्चको नायक म भइसकेको थिएँ। घेराका अरू साथी ट्वाल्ल परेका थिए।

', म तिम्रो कथा सुन्न चाहन्छु।

अब उनी र म मियो भएका थियौं। सबै हाम्रा वरिपरि भए। मैले कुरा सुरू गरेँ।

'तपाईंले हामी सबैलाई एआइटीमा रातो कलम दिनुहुन्छ तर उहाँहरूको रातो कलम विमानस्थलमा हराउँछ। त्रिभुवन विमानस्थलमा प्रायःजसो यस्तो हुन्छ। रातो कलम झोलाबाट गायब हुन्छ।

'हे प्रभुत्यो हदसम्म हुन्छ?'

उनलाई महाआश्चर्य भयो। 

'तर तिम्रो त साथमै छ त?'

'म जहिले पनि यो कलम कोटको खल्तीमा राख्छु।'

अध्यक्षको सहयोगीका रूपमा एआइटीमा लामो समय काम गरेका साथी कर्म राणाले पछि मलाई भन्नुभयो– तपाईंलाई त अध्यक्षले 'रेड पेन च्याप' भन्नुभयो।

सम्भवतः अहिले तालिममा पसिना ननिकाल्ने र रातो कलम हराउनेहरूको जमात ठूलो छ। जति जनालाई विश्वास लाग्छ 'मसँग रातो कलम छ र मैले लडाइँमा रगत बगाउनु पर्दैन', तीसँग कलम हराउनेहरूको नेतृत्व गर्ने क्षमता हुन्छ।

अहिलेका पिएचडी विद्यार्थीहरूले यो कुरा मनन गरेमा बेथिति र कुसंस्कारको जडताले जेलिएका पदाधिकारीलाई निकट भविष्यमा किनारा लगाउन सक्नेछन्।

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